Juice.Net Chat Transcript
dnsVsockR3 asks: How old are the guys in the band?
STEVE: I'm 23.
PK: I'm 16.
STEVE: Pat's 48, Rob's 87.
PK: He needs a cane -- and Viagra. Wade still wears diapers.
rEtArD_gUrl asks: Did you like school?
STEVE: Never did too well in school, got kicked out.
PK: I'm un edumacated.
jewel asks: Who is the funniest member out of the band?
PK: Wade.
STEVE: Wade.
mollymilk asks: Where do you see yourself in 10 years' time?
STEVE: Dead. Just kidding. Hopefully still playing.
PK: Serving cafeteria food in a high school.
Cailin asks: Would you encourage younger bands to stay and finish school first or to just focus on
being in a band?
STEVE: Both. It's important to follow your dreams but you're nothing if you don't have an
education. You can't go through life being an idiot. There's nothing glamorous about being a rock
star and being an idiot.
turtlewax_ asks: What's the funniest thing you have ever heard about yourself that is obviously not
true?
STEVE: I heard Pat was gay.
PK: That I like to eat shit sandwiches.
clairebear asks: What would you say is your best attribute?
PK: What the hell does attribute mean? I`m un edumacted I said!
mollymilk asks: Simple question guys -- boxers or briefs?
STEVE: Boxers! What do you think I'm running here?!
PK: Boxer briefs. Held in place ... at least what's left of my penis. No tighty whities.
STEVE: I'm a fan of women's panties but Pat likes to wear them.
PK: Only if it's a G-string.
rEtArD_gUrl asks: Who are the other people in the room?
STEVE: Groupies.
mollymilk asks: Who would you want to be on a stranded island with?
PK: Our bodyguards.
hopbarlong asks: Anything you can't leave home without? Like a teddy bear?
PK: Baby wipes.
STEVE: My CDs.
Cailin asks: Do you feel that being in a band and touring has given you a broader view of life and
have your ideas about society changed?
STEVE: Absolutely, I learned more on the road than in 10 years in school. But that doesn't mean
school's bad. School's what you make of it.
PK: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
PuNkInDrUb asks: What tattoo is that on Steve's arm?
PK: It's of me.
STEVE: Yes, it`s of that -- my tribute to Pat. Seriously though, it's of Isis and Osiris.
^bexca asks: You guys have bodyguards?! Are they big beefy ones?
STEVE: Pat's my bodyguard.
PK: Steve's my bodyguard, we bodyguard each other.
STEVE: Pat's un edumacated.
hopbarlong asks: What's with all the pentagrams and all?
PK: What do you think?
STEVE: Pick up book and read about it. Book good!! Hitler bad!!
PK: Steve, you can't read.
mollymilk asks: Do you have a favourite word? Sounds weird, huh? But some people do!
PK: Yeah, "fuck".
STEVE: "Motherfucker."
Cailin asks: You guys all have a Tarot card which symbolises yourself. Who came up with the idea?
PK: Marion Barry.
STEVE: We did the Tarot cards on ourselves and it showed us which ones to use.
^bexca asks: What do you guys think of Napster?
STEVE: Don't really care much about it, but it was a cool thing.
gooball asks: What are your opinions on Nirvana? And what do you think about bands like Korn
and Offspring who have sold out?
STEVE: Eat a bag of dicks, none of them sold out. You have no idea what you're talking about.
Nirvana and Kurt Cobain were one of the best bands and musical geniuses music will ever see.
Martianet: Steve and PK, do you have any last words to leave us with?
PK: Yeah, but you can't see... Well maybe, hold on. [Proceeds to take a photo with the webcam]
STEVE: Goodbye!
Martianet [An overwhelming thanks goes out to Jeanie, Bligh, Karen, calamity, bso, nessrocks and
empty_night for your help]